Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
ugly people sure do ruin things
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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