I don't think brook has ever known best
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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