I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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