your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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