I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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