did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I want to be your penis for a week.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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