When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You were trust falling into bushes
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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