And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
he high fived his dick after we had sex
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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