I don't think brook has ever known best
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I want to fling myself into the sun
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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