There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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