i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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