No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
My butt remains clenched, sir.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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