I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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