I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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