we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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