How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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