Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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