Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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