I murdered the dance floor call the cops
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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