There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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