ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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