He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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