i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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