I'm laying in your front yard are you home
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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