Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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