question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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