i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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