So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
