Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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