ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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