so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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