Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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