But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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