Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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