we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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