Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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