Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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