Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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