have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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