people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
i've created a new STD.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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