so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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