How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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