He kissed a someone with a penis
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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