whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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