I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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