He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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