talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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