I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
