She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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