i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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