Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Let's get the cat blown out
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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