i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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